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"COWBOY" JAMES STORM BUILDS TENNESSEE DREAM HOME IN THE SHAPE OF A BEER BOTTLE

Thanks to renoknowned Tennessee architect Cooter "Ringworm" Mackenzie(pictured), TNA superstar "Cowboy" James Storm now has his dream home.

"Ever since I downed my first 12-pack on my 9th birthday, I always wanted a house in the shape of a beer bottle," Storm told TNAwrestling.com. "Me and Cooter go way back, and he's made a fortune by building designer trailer parks around here. So when I got enough money together, I went right to Cooter and told him to build me the biggest beer-bottle home he could. With a little luck and about 300 rolls of duct-tape, that baby is all mine now!"

NASA REPORTS SIX-SIDED SHAPE FOUND ON SATURN - SUPER ERIC SPOTTED IN THE VICINITY

United States Space Agency NASA announced last year that they had found a strange, six-sided object on the planet Saturn. You can read the complete article by clicking here to visit the NASA.gov website...

This past week, when researchers used the Cassini satellite (currently orbiting Saturn) to focus its huge telescope on the strange formation, they noticed a tiny masked figure (dressed in yellow and red) setting up steel chairs around the planetary anomaly.

"Not only that, but he constantly kept looking around nervously...like he was being watched," a NASA official said.

TNAwrestling.com went straight to Super Eric to confront him over the rumors he has something to do with the strange shape.

"First of all, I want a refund for this invisibility cloak, because it obviously doesn't work," Super Eric told us. "Ok, so you guys caught me - but I swear it's gonna be really cool when it's done! It was supposed to be a surprise, but Saturn is almost ready for a TNA live event! I made room for the six-sided ring and I've already got all the chairs set up. All we need to do is to figure out how to get the merchandise and beer vendors up there and we're set for the biggest TNA event ever!"

When Super Eric was informed that TNA Wrestling has no plans to hold a live event on Saturn, the super hero became sad - but then quickly perked back up.

"OK, but just tell them if they change their minds, I'm their man! Anyway, I'm already working on my next mission, and that's to stop global warming. I just bought a new air conditioner...top of the line baby...and if everyone can chip in on my electric bill, we can nip this problem in the bud in no time!"

Credit: A1 Wrestling Newsletter